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The tales of a misguided Unicorn

cis female | Lera | 17
I love books, food, and music-my askbox is always open and I'm always free to listen to other people.
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97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

check-yes-juliet-182:

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

……native speakers do this too?!!?

cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

+ Using the correct pronouns is just as important when the person isnt there to hear it.

ssjdebusk:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING

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there will never be another spn reaction gif that rivals this one for accuracy

because I mean jesus 

kitchikishangout:

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

OBJECTION.
This is from a scene from Final Fantasy XIII 
OP is a liaaaaaaaarrrrrr~*sing*

kitchikishangout:

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

OBJECTION.

This is from a scene from Final Fantasy XIII 

OP is a liaaaaaaaarrrrrr~*sing*

doctopus:

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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+ I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

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